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dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa


lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr


Go down a waterslide when it isn’t wet and you’ll understand why foreplay is so important.

thepocketvolcano:

tow-tow:

geekscoutcookies:

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This is the best explanation I’ve ever read.


zanetheaiden:

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein


quepasa-mufasa:

I just wanna rub your back all night.
I wanna be able to reach out just a little bit and feel your warm body next to me.
I wanna hear you breathing and kiss your forehead in between sleepy sighs.
I wanna smile when you snuggle closer even though you’re almost on top of me.
I want you here. Always.


awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed


machines-of-radiant-design:

bootyaficionado:

snapchatting:

this is very important

RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES

The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.


ultrafacts:

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circusgifs:

Tweets & Emails : Ass mode !

+ bonus


fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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